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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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