one two three fourrrrnication!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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