i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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