do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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