Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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