Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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