I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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