He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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