i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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