idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Randomize
