There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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