i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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