Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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