Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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