We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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