Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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