Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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