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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(951): View more from California

As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it

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(307): View more from Wyoming

if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.

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(248): View more from Michigan

btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

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(248): View more from Michigan

The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me

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