Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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