Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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