Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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