that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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