Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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