Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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