I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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