John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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