Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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