hotel room ftw
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This is my gift to your gina
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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