What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize