I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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