rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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