I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
honey bunches of taint.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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