i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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