He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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