Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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