new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i think my cat just said my name.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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