If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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