After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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