You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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