To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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