Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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