we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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