if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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