i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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