Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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