how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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