so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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