also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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