what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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