I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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