Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize