You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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