Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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