he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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