It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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