all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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