Whod you bang
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
